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lilocherrypie: Just read that. I was mentally blown away :O

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:15 -0400

Just read that. I was mentally blown away :O

davidrazi: South Park is just saying what we all have always...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:21 -0400

South Park is just saying what we all have always felt (and what Louis CK put perfectly in his stand-up). ‘Fag’ isn’t anti-homosexual unless the speaker intends it (context is everything), and if someone gives you shit for claiming ‘fag’ can’t mean more than one thing, remind them that by that logic ‘gay’ can only mean ‘happy’ and not ‘homosexual’.

I think lots of people are faggots, and they piss me off, but I fucking love homosexuals. Straight people can be such fags.

foxinurbrain: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:28 -0400

foxinurbrain:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

I relate to this possum on an emotional level.

missmonomi: #swiggity swag i am the bag

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:17:40 -0400

missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

turngay-gethead: this is a psa social anxiety is: a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:46:14 -0400

turngay-gethead:

this is a psa

social anxiety is:

a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations

it is not:

being a loner and/or not having too many friends

thank you

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:51 -0400

boss-yoshi: damn it thomas So true it hurts.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:28:17 -0400

boss-yoshi:

damn it thomas

So true it hurts.

"You know, it’s often discussed here how Adventure Time is fantasy with a drop of reality, and..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:12 -0400

“

You know, it’s often discussed here how Adventure Time is fantasy with a drop of reality, and Regular Show is reality with a drop of fantasy.

Adventure Time is a world of wizards and heroes and fantasy, but with an undercurrent of realism like the wizard must be a bit of a creepy loser to keep kidnapping princesses and the princess isn’t necessarily going to be romantically attracted to the hero.

Regular show is the world of a couple slackers with a low-effort job, but even their simplest tasks are herculean in nature. Their asshole boss has the heart of gold, their coffee house crush actually likes them back, their wise old coworker is an ancient mystic. It’s a fantasy version of real life.

The two shows are two sides of the same coin.

”

- random anon on /co/ (via docgilgamesh)

When it Rains, a regular show fanfic | FanFiction

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:43 -0400

When it Rains, a regular show fanfic | FanFiction:

I figure I might as well post it here too. Maybe some people on here don’t frequent fanfiction. *shrug* It’s Mordeson friendship btw. Also, ignore the corny and completely irrelevant title.

Mordeson Headcanon!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:00 -0400

methsquids:

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THIS! This is so becoming a part of my headcanons! Like you don’t even know.

muirin007: ramenloverdattebayo: of-ambivalence: aphoticamy: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:47 -0400

muirin007:

ramenloverdattebayo:

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people.

Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!

Yes yes yes! THIS is real Christianity, guys. This is what it’s all about.

fancyfranzy: itsthestartofinfinity: Happy Potter, the boy who...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:14:13 -0400

fancyfranzy:

itsthestartofinfinity:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

The funny thing is…this description is so great I actually want to read this!! XD

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:01 -0400

daftpostpunk:

post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

dreadgeek: Nuare Studio commanding the elements

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:47:32 -0400

dreadgeek:

Nuare Studio

commanding the elements

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:21:57 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

did-you-kno: Source

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:26:38 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

hkrieg: art trade with UGLYBANANAS~!!!

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:26:33 -0400

hkrieg:

art trade with UGLYBANANAS~!!!

dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:55:41 -0400

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

flandusdestiel: gothgirlsonly: everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards i have seen a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:31:25 -0400

flandusdestiel:

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

i have seen a new world

iwillendyouokay: Mordeson fanfiction, I CAN’T- This is my favorite ship but its just impossible to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:39:07 -0400

iwillendyouokay:

Mordeson fanfiction, I CAN’T-

This is my favorite ship but its just impossible to write/draw it without it being out of character or corny. AND WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO WRITE SEXY THINGS WITH THEM I JUST. NO.
IT’S A BIRD.
AND A GUMBALL MACHINE.
HOW-